Are you contemplating getting into startups?
Get yourself a drink and let the Mean CEO help you.
It doesn't matter if you are just thinking about BEING AN ENTREPRENEUR, already running your first startup, or are a seasoned founder...
This test is Funny
Some might even say offensive. But if you don't understand sarcasm, don't even take the test: startups are not for you as being able to smile uncertainty in the face is paramount for success. Go work for the government instead.
There are two versions of the test.
Choose wisely:
Imagine that you were turned into an entrepreneur...
What will you do to survive in a startup?
Take the quiz by Mean CEO and see if you can thrive in uncertainty
Your startup needs funding. It’s time to get out of the building and start begging.
Nice attitude! I see great future in front of you.
You better learn quickly otherwise it's back to flipping burgers.
Oblivion is bliss, isn't it?
There’s a deadline coming. You need to work overtime, holidays and weekends to meet it.
Workaholic much? Not a bad thing once in a while.
I like your outside the box thinking.
We got a smarty pants over here.
They want you on Dragon’s Den (Shark Tank) but you are terrified of public speaking.
Smells like a unicorn!
Bad news: doing whatever it takes is your job now.
Stop dreaming and get to work.
Your future customer requests an extra feature.
Grow a pair, learn to say No!
Who needs revenue anyway, right?
Not quite there yet, but optimism is contageous.
Everybody loves your free product but you need to make money.
You would make a great dictator!
Nice! That's gotta teach the late comers.
Yawn! Learning by doing beats MBAs.
You need to build your product asap but you have no tech skills whatsoever.
Happy hunting. See you in a few years.
Not a bad choice, there's hope for you.
You are a natural. Born to succeed?
You need an office, a coffee machine and some pocket money for creating an MVP.
Oh no...realistic much?
Selling yourself for money...I see potential.
Hey, Bob the Builder, where are your clients?
Entrepreneurship is a lifestyle and not a work-life balance. Do you think you can enjoy it?
Go back to the 9 to 5, kid.
You magnificent bastard!
You sound geeky, get a life.
Entrepreneurship is a financial risk and not a safe deal. Will you put some skin in the game?
Here kitty, kitty...
Cheesy, but true.
Quoting memes here?
Entrepreneurship requires you to be the best at all times. Are you an A player?
I hope you know where you are going.
If it doesn't come naturally to you, go home.
If you are a man- I love your confidence. If you are a woman- stop being arrogant!
Are you ready to limit your procrastination?
Easy, tiger!
Oh no, one of those...
Insta queen in da house!
Are you ready for challenging questions?
I see you came with a lawyer...
Turn yourself into an NFT and mint away.
I'm on to you, Head of "Please buy something from me"
Are you ready to be a teamplayer?
Elon, is that you?
I'm game if you got wine.
Go back to school. They will turn you into an obedient employee there.
Are you ready to fail?
Houston, we have a perfectionist over here.
VCs are going to love you.
Whatever. I don't care...
Do you have great creative solutions to solve problems?
Grammar nazi much?
Solve the problem of developers not meeting the deadlines.
I prefer traction but kudos for trying.
Do you have other priorities rather than getting filthy rich?
By putting sock on blockchain? Good luck with that.
I'm feeling nauseous. You must be a vegan as well.
What's with the attitude? But I see what you mean.
Are you ready to sell your products by yourself?
I hope unemployment benefits are good in your country.
I'm getting cold already. Your attitude is working.
That's offensive to chickens.
Are you ready to make your angry customers and employees happy again?
Eating the problems away...could work.
Loosen up a bit. It's just a humorous test.
You must be a woman.
Stay away from startups. You are too good for them.
On the other hand, I might be able to help you. I have seen worse. So take my advice and start with the free pitchdeck course, which even the cheap people love. It will give you the taste of freedom and endless possibilities. If you are not satisfied afterwards, feel free to create a better course and give it out to people for free.
You like some danger, don't ya? But does danger love you back?
Who cares if it's mutual. Just go for it and eventually you will succeed. Or not. I don't really know. One thing is sure, though. The "build a landing page in 1 day" course will do you a lot of good. You deserve your own website, people need to know about you. You got it, you magnificent adrenalin junkie!
You are doomed....to succeed!
I can't believe that you actually got the score this high. I would have never taken you for a true entrepreneur. My bet. I won't offer the free pitchdeck course to you like I do to the losers or the landing page course like I do to the posers. You, my friend, deserve to pay for knowledge (smart people know that time is money), so go to the shop and buy yourself the "build your startup in 4 weeks" course and make me proud!